Lessons I learned from Audrey’s first circus:
1) Bring cash to the circus. Lots of cash. Then bring more.
2) “Circus” does not necessarily mean “tent”. Bring sunscreen.
3) Don’t go to the circus on the hottest day of the year so far.
4) Bring more cash.
5) When you inevitably fail to bring sufficient cash, looking at the circus’ big snake or climbing a hill can provide alternative entertainment.
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